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the clanging of his armored ass cheeks brought down the walls of many a castle
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I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.
OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that
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Bourdain and Blythe
OHHH yeah. You just KNOW the girls are going CRAZY for this one.
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anyone care to explain why my local supermarket has self checkout in latin
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